"Long, Hard & Full of Seamen" Funny Submarine T-Shirt - Maroon / S

Set sail for maximum bad taste with the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee, a brilliantly childish design made for lads who love rude jokes, big laughs and causing a scene wherever they go. If your idea of a quality outfit involves double meanings, outrageous banter and a t shirt that gets instant reactions, this one is right on target.Featuring a grinning yellow submarine packed with seamen and a bold retro style graphic, this is the kind of tee that does all the talking for you. It is loud, stupid, unforgettable and exactly what you want from a proper party shirt.Perfect for stag dos, pub crawls, festivals, holidays, birthdays and any occasion where subtlety is absolutely not invited, this is one of those funny t shirts people spot straight away. It also makes a top tier gift for the mate with zero shame and a very questionable sense of humour.Available in over 12 colours, the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee is ideal if you are looking for offensive t shirts, rude t shirts, outrageous t shirts or standout novelty t-shirts that bring proper chaos to the group chat and the night out.Why you will love it: Bold rude submarine graphic with massive stag do energy Perfect for embarrassing stag t-shirts and funny stag t shirts Great for parties, weekends away, festivals and drinking sessions Unisex fit with a comfortable everyday feel Available in more than 12 colours Ideal for anyone who collects ridiculous stag do t shirts If you are after a t shirt that is shameless, hilarious and guaranteed to get comments, the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee is ready to dive straight into your wardrobe.Product features 100% cotton solid colours; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing construction Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and durability Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic for sharp, lasting detail Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean